Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pastafarian. Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Getting married in Washington DC or Maryland but don't belong to a religious congregation, or know a judge? I can help you with that! I am an ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,  I am licensed by the District of Columbia and, as ordained clergy, I am allowed to officiate at weddings in Maryland as well.

You don't need to be a member of the CFSM, or any church for that matter, for me to officiate at your wedding. Want a purely completely secular wedding? I am happy to do that. You can write your vows and/or ceremony any way you want (well, anything that's legal in public). I do not care if you are the "same" or "opposite" gender, if DC or MD will issue a license, I will make it legal.

The Very Irreverend Carol E. Wheeler, (BA)2 MA
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarian)

Contact Me:
e-Mail: csfm_weddings (at)

FSM in stained glass by Sarah Pierce

Commissioned by John Dill from glass artist Sarah Pierce.